how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere
this post is the zeitgeist of Tumblr Spring 2012 and i’m worried
(via big-bootybitches)
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- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Anonymous asked: did your boyfriend propose??
I don’t know why you’re anonymous. I don’t answer anonymous messages.. If you know me, you know the answer to that question. :)
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